I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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We have started to decorate penises.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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