I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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