Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
