I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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