You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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