Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Randomize
