Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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