Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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