Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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