I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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