Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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