and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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