What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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