Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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Too much gin, very little bucket
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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