i was born a porn star she said
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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