Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.