at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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