And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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