No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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