I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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