just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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