Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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