YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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