i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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