Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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