yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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