i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night