You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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