I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it's great music for shaving your balls
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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