HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Randomize
