I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
