he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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