Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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