Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I can't put those talents on a resume
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
