White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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