There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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