i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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