My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
After tacos, we're chasing women.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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