Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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