Have you finally orgasmed yet?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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