my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
