hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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