quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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