Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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