i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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