i don't like sucking hair
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You ruined the universe
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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