I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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