whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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