HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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