dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
His nipple licking is glorious
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