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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just need some dick and some jimmy johns

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?

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• (714): View more from California

  I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.

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