..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Let's get the cat blown out