He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you didnt know i had herpes?
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.