I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.