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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw

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  strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing

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  could be more

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  absolutely not

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  (612): Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw (1-612): strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing (612): could be more (1-612): absolutely not http://tfl.nu/n6ii
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  (650): View more from California

  Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)

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  (650): Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day) http://tfl.nu/fh88
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  (214): View more from Texas

  You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song

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  (214): You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song http://tfl.nu/2x4f
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  (316): View more from Kansas

  she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.

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  (316): she thought the capital of kansas was topanga. http://tfl.nu/ge7r
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  (207): View more from Maine

  dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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  (207): dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat http://tfl.nu/ast4
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.

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  (678): So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God. http://tfl.nu/decj
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  You want anything?

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gatorade and you naked.

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  (802): You want anything? (610): Gatorade and you naked. http://tfl.nu/khdc
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x

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  (503): I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x http://tfl.nu/uq2x
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  (727): View more from Florida

  I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.

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  Please never have kids.

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  (727): I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour. (1-727): Please never have kids. http://tfl.nu/il5z
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  (309): View more from Illinois

  Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...

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  (309): Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers... http://tfl.nu/i2q8
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".

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  (+61): You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering". http://tfl.nu/uajx
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  (571): View more from Virginia

  I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."

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  (571): I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar." http://tfl.nu/n1ur
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  (845): View more from New York

  Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..

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  (845): Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once.. http://tfl.nu/qopu
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  (289): View more from Ontario

  Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?

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  When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.

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  (289): Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this? (1-289): When she went in the beer store I got to hold it. http://tfl.nu/fggc
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  (407): View more from Florida

  I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude

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  (407): I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude http://tfl.nu/p3sw
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