So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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